The Apprentice 2028: Rubio vs. Vance
Trump assigns them their next foreign policy challenges.
Scene: The Oval Office
Trump: Marco, J.D., as I’m sure you’ve guessed, in order to see which of you will become my apprentice in 2028, I’ve asked you here to give you your next foreign policy tasks. Marco, my boy, after the successful completion of your Venezuelan project, you’ll be accompanying me to Miami to watch Ultimate Fighting Championship 327. Me, you, and Dana White will discuss how to put the squeeze on the Cuban commies.
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