Tim Walz
The aging white manager is STILL a valued part of the corporate culture totally committed to helping Stock Photo DEI Woman self-actualize.
Commenter Elmer T. Jones writes:
Harris is the Stock Photo DEI Candidate. You’ve seen her on every corporate web page under the “Careers” tab. She’s leading teams, giving presentations, programming space vehicles. She doesn’t actually work there, but her photo proves corporate commitment to diversity and inclusion. (If they are on a budget it will just show her black hand shaking a white hand) It’s the core of everything they do. It’s in their DNA.
So Walz is a perfect choice. Because they got to show that the aging white manager is still a valued part of the corporate culture and totally committed to helping Stock Photo DEI Woman self-actualize.
Sounds accurate.
Elmer sticks the landing.