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Will's avatar

3 or 8!

Will's avatar

#1. Resolute, informed, triumphant, nice guy.

Almost Missouri's avatar

This.

The arms-crossed-serious-face just plays into the Left's Steveophobic slander.

#1 is best. #11 is a runner-up if you crop out the Dilbertish bottom of the tie. #8 is a runner-up to the runner-up.

Some Anon's avatar

#1

Steve Campbell's avatar

13-15

Nate Oseep's avatar

1 or 2.

michael mitchell's avatar

Nothing in your KKK or Nazi outfit?

Erik's avatar

Dude, the KKK and Nazi party will not allow you to join if you belong to the other. Believe me; I've asked. Also they were like "absolutely no Jews" which I found hurtful, but whatever

Almost Missouri's avatar

I think the KKK has something against Catholics too. Steve's probably not Catholic, but he did attend that Catholic-sounding school.

Erik's avatar

Back in the 1990s the Klan in Oregon was so hard up for members that they started admitting Catholics. I didn't follow up to see how that worked out

michael mitchell's avatar

Report them to the ADL!

Erik's avatar

Oh, they're on it! And if Kamala Harris is elected, I expect quick government action on this obvious disparate impact case.

Diana (Somewhere in Maryland)'s avatar

I like 3.

Maybe because it’s DC, I think you look like you work at a law firm called Sailer, Sailer & Sailer LLC

William Green's avatar

#3

Yuri Bezmenov's avatar

3, 9, 15

C.L. Andrews's avatar

8, 11, or 15

BWS92082's avatar

11 (but zoom in more)

ReadingRainbow's avatar

11 for me also.

Beemac's avatar

15

John Gaylord's avatar

9. Take it from me.

Ralph L's avatar

Definitely go for one where you're centered in the doorway--it gives you appropriate horns.

Zoom in to remove any tie showing below your arm--who do you think you are, Donald Trump?

That TERF Owl 🇺🇸's avatar

#1 or 11