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letsgetthisoverwith's avatar

Walter would have written in Pat Buchannan.

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letsgetthisoverwith's avatar

My heart likes the idea, but after thinking of Walter wrestling with the whole "We may have been fighting the wrong enemy all along." thing, I think Buchannan is a fair stand in.

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Almost Missouri's avatar

"... a worthy fuckin' ethos."

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Anonymous Dude's avatar

He's Jewish (now), so nah.

Trump I could *definitely* see.

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Santander Pickney's avatar

In 2024, the Dude definitely has a falling out with Walter over Gaza.

Looking back fondly on his SDS days & in between pads, the Dude hangs out at the UCLA encampment before being rousted by Walter & a mob of Beverly Hills Persian Jews.

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Steve Sailer's avatar

If either of the Coen Bros. are reading the comments, please make this happen.

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Clever Pseudonym's avatar

Walter Sobchak moves to the OC, fights and defeats a Mexican cartel (with the help of Pilar's nephew, his new sidekick), runs for Congress and wins, is well-known for his hardline against illegal aliens (he is the Californian Joe Arpaio), loses election in the 2000s but becomes famous for smashing up the windows of his opponent's car (which turns out to be Darrell Issa's car), is later chosen to be Trump's border czar, and when JD Vance dies from eating some bad chicken tandoori, is made VP.

TRUMP/SOBCHAK 2024

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Jason Rudert's avatar

The Jesus can’t vote because he’s a convicted felon.

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Yadidya (YDYDY)'s avatar

that one second scene make me laugh out loud just thinking about it

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Steve Sailer's avatar

But, this is California in 2024, Walter, not in 1990. We don't disenfranchise felons just for being flashers.

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CPK (Charles Kalina)'s avatar

California allows convicted felons to vote, unless they're actually in prison at the time.

For that matter, most states do, although a few have more specific rules for which felons regain voting rights and when.

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Jason Rudert's avatar

Is Karl Hungus a citizen?

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Santander Pickney's avatar

Brandt (Bush/ Harris) & the Mexican Impound Cop (Clinton/ Trump) seem like the clearest realignment voters here.

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Anonymous Dude's avatar

I wonder about Brandt. Total repressed masculinity energy, I could see him voting Trump and telling everyone he voted for Harris.

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Sage Alfields's avatar

Since Donnie is dead doesn't that mean he votes Harris by default?

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Yadidya (YDYDY)'s avatar

The Donnie abides...

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Erik's avatar

I've seen the movie at least five times over the years and I have no opinion

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White Collar Barbarian's avatar

This is exactly the kind of insightful commentary that I need in these insane times. Just seeing the movie poster of Logjammin' put me in an incredible mood.

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John Wheelock's avatar

This is the funniest poll I’ve ever seen

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Steve Sailer's avatar

It's the minor characters that make it.

Who else could we vote on?

I never really got the Dude's landlord.

Jon Polito's Fellow Shamus is OK.

Maybe Little Larry Sellers' granddad, the showrunner for Chuck Connors' "Branded" in the iron lung, would be somebody whose vote we need to consider.

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Hugh's avatar

Brother Shamus? An Irish monk?

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CPK (Charles Kalina)'s avatar

Gen-X Professor in my law school used characters and themes from The Big Lebowski in the exam’s hypothetical. As a fellow Gen-X’er attending law school for a career change (read: middle-aged dilettante) I was just about the only student who recognized that and answered accordingly.

“The plaintiffs will likely argue XYZ, but that’s just, like, their opinion, man.”

“When the case proceeds to trial, it’s not ‘Nam. There are rules.”

And so forth. Got a middling grade, as I recall, but I like to think the professor was entertained. Meanwhile all the 20-something gunners were obsessively Encyclopedia-Browning their way through meaningless pop culture allusions. (“What was the issue with the rug? I couldn’t figure out how that was relevant…”) Good times…

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SJ's avatar

The Dude votes against The Man so may have moved from Clinton/Gore to Trump/Vance. Or maybe he’s just a Stein voter.

Donny is highly swayed by arguments around prudence and propriety so was a Bush/Quayle-Harris/Walz voter, as for Liz Cheney-ish reasons were Lebowski and Brandt. Donny liked the Walz pick for representing guys like him.

I see the two cops as being staunch and unchanging Republicans (Malibu police chief) and Democrats (Ramos) respectively.

The interesting question to me is where the pervert vote (Jesus/Treehorn/Hungus/Knox/Bunny) ended up. Obviously Clinton in 92 but were they swayed by the more sotto voce promises of the Trump/Musk coalition in 2024? Maybe Karl Hungus was one of the sweaty middle-aged men pretending to be a Trump voter in the “weird” Kamala ad?

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Anonymous Dude's avatar

Trump all the way. Feminists hate male sexuality, perverted or otherwise.

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Yadidya (YDYDY)'s avatar

"Donny liked the Walz pick for representing guys like him."

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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E. H. Hail's avatar

Typo in poll: "Brandt (Philip Seymour Hoffman) in 1992" has "Trump/Quayle" as a choice. (Interesting alt-universe idea...)

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E. H. Hail's avatar

Dan Quayle (b.1947) endorsed DJT in 2016 but declined to endorse in 2020 and 2024. Why?

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Anonymous Dude's avatar

So is this a real 'film buff' movie? I remember seeing it a few years ago and not getting the point, but I'm guessing people who really like movies pick up on all kinds of subtle things I was missing?

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E. H. Hail's avatar

Hardcore fans speak of Big Lebowski as having spiritual themes. I think a group of Internet-fans tried to create a theology around it.

The more important reason for its popularity may be that people felt it captured something important of the 1990s. Such people would not see it as only a zany movie with zany characters. Steve Sailer asking how these 1990s-archetypes would have evolved to the 2020s is not a random selection.

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questing vole's avatar

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PE Bird's avatar

I have not looked yet, but the polls are going on X, right?

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questing vole's avatar

What about characters only mentioned, like the Baby Dude matriculating (Hank Stram reference) in Maud's womb? I'm thinking he (and it's definitely a 'he') turns out like Alex Keaton on Family Ties. He obviously can't vote in the Bush/Clinton election but he's now Steve Bannon's lawyer and will be the head of Trump's Office of Legal Counsel tasked with cleansing the DoJ of enemies of the state.

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