Epstein Wasn't James Bond, Suave Master Spy

Instead, to a lot of rich WASP and Jewish nerds, Epstein was their Fonzie, the ethnic chad who had proved he was too cool for school by never bothering to learn to spell.

Conrad Flynn writes:

Epstein turns out to have been a lot like Henry Winkler’s The Fonz character: a Jewish stud with blatant disregard for age-of-consent laws who all the nerds thought was obviously the Coolest Guy Ever.